Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, tha
nks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks f
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scilence... I kill ... ( 1 day ago by crazygauds)
scilence... I kill u lol
thats when i got ... ( 1 day ago by showyyy1313)
thats when i got shot in the ass by the us military...lol funny jef-fuh-fuh DUN-ham rocks
go backstage and do ... ( 1 day ago by StriperFanatic121)
go backstage and do your drugs now guitar guy!!! HA HA HA
he's the best! ( 1 day ago by PortalThinker101)
he's the best!
oh holy crap i ... ( 1 day ago by predetorbeetsprey24)
oh holy crap i think i blew my foot off! LOL
XD You racist ... ( 1 day ago by Mau2hon)
XD You racist bastard!!!! LOL
Does Jeff actually ... ( 1 day ago by wheldonfan10)
Does Jeff actually do the singing voice for Achmed?
Array ( 1 day ago by theluandmegshow)
LOL LOL ROFLMAO I <3 THIS SOOOOO FUNNY
guitar guy is ... ( 1 day ago by chukky666)
guitar guy is synisters gate dad from a7x omg!!! silence!!! night
yupp ( 1 day ago by carnagemanXXX)
yupp
Array ( 1 day ago by carnagemanXXX)
SILENCE night..
lmfao
Guitar Guuuuuy ... ( 22 hours ago by HanCour)
Guitar Guuuuuy Guitar Guuuuuy! =P
ok... ( 18 hours ago by AX7132)
ok...
LOL ( 18 hours ago by kwlaspie)
LOL
Array ( 16 hours ago by Miklas2500)
Its cool
speacialy the part of "I got trough chekpoint a but chekpoint b thats shot in the ass by us millitary... SO FUNNY <3!!!!
Dont laugh at me ... ( 16 hours ago by cookiemonster440)
Dont laugh at me because i dead or I KILL YOUUUUUU! haha <3 so funny
... ( 14 hours ago by tllmthilarante74)
SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!! SILENCE night
i saw him live and ... ( 14 hours ago by amf121212)
i saw him live and he wuz funny az hell...........lolz
bin ladin is coming ... ( 12 hours ago by lilcuku)
bin ladin is coming to town ! lmaoooooooooo
lmfao "you know ... ( 12 hours ago by DrewRox360)
lmfao "you know that game guitar hero i kick your ass (crazy guitar part) ok maybe halo"
i love this funny ( 11 hours ago by sweetgrl190)
i love this funny
funny ( 10 hours ago by PipoPker4u)
funny
oh holy crap ... ( 8 hours ago by pinklindey)
oh holy crap haaaaaaa!!!!!
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