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Onion News Network : Panda Demands Abortion



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National Zoo s giant panda Yun Mei has set off a storm of protest. The Onion News Network s Brian Scott tells you why.


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Wat the hell ... ( 3 weeks ago by binowe)
Wat the hell hahahaha
It's HER choice!!! ... ( 3 weeks ago by analyzingfunny)
It's HER choice!!! AND she was raped!! Give her the abortion!
Seriously not ... ( 3 weeks ago by damonkey15)
Seriously not serious! rofl
This was hilarious, ... ( 2 weeks ago by llamaperpango)
This was hilarious, but I actually got a little sad when the panda was like "don't want this hell for baby". Don't know why. :/
Lol, I actually ... ( 2 weeks ago by UniBySalt)
Lol, I actually became sad when the line, I don't want this horrible life for my baby, popped up.
i feel sooooo sorry ... ( 2 weeks ago by girl25100)
i feel sooooo sorry for the panda, they should let be out in the wild free instead of being caged...
She's young...She's ... ( 2 weeks ago by soiledshortz)
She's young...She's confused...and she's a panda. lol
It would be a ... ( 2 weeks ago by hockeyfan3394)
It would be a better idea to let them all free, but protect them. The main reason that they are in zoos is b/c they are dying in the wild. If we could protect them out there, they could all go free. And we'd be saving the baby's life b/c the mother wouldn't want an abortion anymore.
I will GET u that ... ( 1 week ago by omfgplea)
I will GET u that abortion!!!!!!
um its not really a ... ( 1 week ago by Richiehurtsalot)
um its not really a panda wanting an abortion. your right about captivity, we can't protect pandas in the wild. The pandas, however, that are kept in captivity have very good lives, as in China they are considered gods. The show all the signs of enjoyment that are seen in wild pandas. They are complicated animals, but they have strong relationships with those they share captivity with, such as other pandas and zookeepers. It is a big problem for the Zoo if the panda is unhappy.
that is funny!:D ( 1 week ago by ivanova88)
that is funny!:D
The concept of the ... ( 1 week ago by matthewheld)
The concept of the zoo is immoral and should be stopped. I'm not a tree hugger, or even a granola, but it is ludicrous to capture wild animals and charge people admission to gawk at them. It's a form of animal cruelty.
r u guys kidding me ... ( 1 week ago by cedillosstudios)
r u guys kidding me. i cant believe some people believe this. lol, wow. this is BS
instead of zoo we ... ( 1 week ago by s4m5on)
instead of zoo we should slaughter the animals and eat them i've always wanted to try a tiger burger
No, it's a parody ... ( 1 week ago by matthewheld)
No, it's a parody of the zoo system.
Slaughtering and ... ( 1 week ago by matthewheld)
Slaughtering and eating the animals is a better than the life they're giving them now. Eating a tiger burger is far better than making it suffer through torture.
omg this is ... ( 1 week ago by lucia213)
omg this is HLARIOUS :D
yea sure dumbass... ... ( 1 week ago by combo360)
yea sure dumbass...admit it, you cant live with denial DUMBASS DUMBASS!!!!
one small giant ... ( 6 days ago by RollJob88)
one small giant panda
lol
lmao. It says ... ( 6 days ago by Gizzah69)
lmao. It says bullies hold david blaines head under water for a record 11 minutes across the bottom.
I want them to ... ( 4 days ago by codekramer)
I want them to survive, let's just let them inhabit our land, I'd love to have a tiger to eat the pidgeons, or a random panda eating my weeds (note , this is not how ecosystems work)
actually...pandas ... ( 4 days ago by codekramer)
actually...pandas are given some of the best animal care in the world... it's normally the zoo's highest priority.
I totally agree ... ( 3 days ago by zakayda)
I totally agree with you. i believe the idea that children do not need to learn about certain animals by seeing live forms of them. it would be much better to just kill all the animals in the zoo's and make museums. or maybe you have a better suggestion? lol.
lol..she's young ... ( 2 days ago by Gthangorangatang)
lol..she's young she's confused and she's a panda.



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