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Calc Rap

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Warning: This song contains implicit differentiation that may or may not be suitable for algebra, geometry, or pre-calc students. Teacher Discretion Advised
Yo muthafunctions this is Lil' f(x) with my main man D-Rivcrankin' that calculus. This one's goin out to all the calc teachers out there, C.B., J.G., and K.G. awwwwwww D of u! Now brothas and sistas can I have your attention. I'm here to tell y'all about a little invention. Three hundred years a
go were these original G's who were sick and tired of basic geometry. Leibniz and Newton, as they'd like to be named; This ghettolicious duo invented the game. What did they come up with that I now discuss? These playas were the pimps behind calculus. Everybody has been giving me hate. But they jus
t mad they can't find a related rate. I integrate nearly all day long, check my math there ain't a thang wrong. You messed up your trig, you so dumb kid you must be in algebra 1 money doesn't grow on trees but mine has a limit of DNE. Well my name is D-riv I got mad skills, my mathematic style will
be giving you chills. Don't even get me started on related rates 'cause I'm the best there is in the whole United States. Don't forget about my baller Lil' f(x) He can tell you without looking where two lines intersect. Distance, velocity, acceleration, we're ambassadors of the calculus nation All
my girls and playas they know I'm cool I've got a ton of chains, fav being a chain rule. My calc crew yeah we roll deep. All about the benjamins we ain't cheap I have a homie. His name is Rolle's, created a theorem with no holes if f(a) equals f(b) then f prime is zero at c. So crunk! We got no ti
me to slumber with all the ladies asking for our critical number We gonna take this game in a new direction 'cause we're concave up and past our point of inflection well you know that we got game to the nth degree. My money in the bank grows exponentially you'll be droolin' over me 'cause of my bank
notes Girl, lemme see you shake that asymptote! Our rhymes are fresh and our rhymes our fast You're reciting what you learned from the past: "sine cosine cosine sine cosine cosine sign sine sine" But seriously man listen to the new flow "If the quotient rule you wish to know It's low-d-high less hi
gh-d-low draw a line and down below denominator squared will go." And fa sho the homies know I'm a legitimate G Think I'm a calculus nerd? More like a PImp. On the AP test you know I scored the best If deriving was a crime I'd be resisting arrest. And the algebra kids. Don't even get near em'. Do t
hey even know the Pythagorean Theorem? I don't care if you be hatin' how we roll 'cause you're the simp who puts a square peg in a round hole! Well it's just about time for us to dip Please don't give us any lip if you do I'll swat you like a pest 'cause when it comes to calc WE DA BEST!

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