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Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now



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Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.
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the fuck this is a ... ( 1 week ago by supmoefuckuh)
the fuck this is a joke right?.. the poor mom..
rofl yes.... ... ( 1 week ago by ubflash1)
rofl yes.... everything the onion does is a joke
So its that a real ... ( 1 week ago by ImGuitarX)
So its that a real mom? WTF is going on. lol
oh my god, lol, ... ( 1 week ago by goonie1985)
oh my god, lol, that mother was horrified.
this cant b real.
Of course it's real ... ( 1 week ago by dream6601)
Of course it's real, I mean that's why the onion is the most trusted news channel you see on TV everyday. Surely everyone remembers when the onion took over for CNN for news. No, it's fake, all the onion is fake, it's comedy.
Yes of course it is ... ( 6 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
Yes of course it is real! All of onion news is really well thought out and carefully reported making them the most trusted news for fair and balanced, and most importantly, true, news.
yes, that is a real ... ( 6 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
yes, that is a real mom. I hope they put her in prison for being careless. She deserves to get her head cut of that hag! Luckily we can trust Onion for the REAL news, with the real stories about the real issues that really matters.
She had it coming ... ( 6 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
She had it coming that evil, evil un-christian woman. She will burn in hell for all eternity for making her daughter a meth addict! Onion news, where truth is reported, a true no spin zone.
this shit is real, ... ( 5 days ago by andid)
this shit is real, man. It's just a crazy world we live in.
hmmm your words ... ( 5 days ago by bloodredpeter)
hmmm your words intrigue me mr atheist
but you are just ... ( 5 days ago by bloodredpeter)
but you are just retarded my "special friend"
I was joking, " ... ( 5 days ago by andid)
I was joking, "special friend" who can't get sarcasm on a satire video.
Me as well. I am ... ( 5 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
Me as well. I am utterly intrigued.
EVERY GIRL IS ... ( 4 days ago by 26293235)
EVERY GIRL IS AVALIABLE
love it I LOVE SLUTS
holy shit those ... ( 2 days ago by xoabbaliciousxo)
holy shit those images are scary. they should make a horror movie using that face.
if you look closely ... ( 2 days ago by felixdaman18)
if you look closely at the last picture it says april 1 lmao
OMG i actually ... ( 2 days ago by Kattastrophy4)
OMG i actually thought this was real for a second hahah wow
lolx. that was just ... ( 2 days ago by darkhaven87)
lolx. that was just so wrong. kinda mocks missing kids from all over de world doesn't it?
How stupid can you ... ( 1 day ago by Scheme1992)
How stupid can you be to actually think TheOnion is real news?
this is mean to ... ( 1 day ago by jamesalix1)
this is mean to that mother she needs to go on cbs or something
for real the mom is ... ( 1 day ago by jamesalix1)
for real the mom is a atress pleaz tell
lmao this shit is ... ( 23 hours ago by deathfromfire)
lmao this shit is funny me and my roommates are rollin right now hahaha stupid ass hoe
Is this for real? ... ( 22 hours ago by TekSubi)
Is this for real? It seems like some sort of satire...
shit man horror ... ( 4 hours ago by nativegerry335)
shit man horror films are considered fucking offensive by some people.



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