Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency



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President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.


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"THE LATEST NEWS ... ( 2 weeks ago by nedeljko18)
"THE LATEST NEWS FROM IRAQ: Throughout all Iraq mass of people with open arms welcome American troops,offering candy , flowers and layer cakes invite them to their
 houses to socialize and to eat traditional meal.On the streets people exclaim slogan"occupation is good"."long live president Bush","resistance is bad",very touchy,I can't stop crying.
You fear her!!! ( 1 week ago by balgairgrisionn602)
You fear her!!!
your mouth will ... ( 1 week ago by balgairgrisionn602)
your mouth will swim with your own blood like the rest of us if my enemies decide to finish us.
oh my gosh, we LOVE ... ( 1 week ago by satiresisters)
oh my gosh, we LOVE it!!! Tis is absolutely AWESOME news covering, great job! we want to see more like this.
George Bush is ... ( 1 week ago by AirandSun80)
George Bush is great, alright. He's a great tool. The people who praise him are either wealthy or morons. "Oh, look! Our economy's collapsing! All praise Bush!"
what's hilarious is ... ( 1 week ago by tallcoolone1)
what's hilarious is this is BEFORE the giant 700 billion bailout bill, rejection, and utter collapse of the banking sector..BEFORE!!..
lol love the vid ... ( 1 week ago by GiveMeNoLies)
lol love the vid title
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lmao how did I miss ... ( 1 week ago by cv1122)
lmao how did I miss this one! new favorite
At one time the ... ( 1 week ago by jobedied)
At one time the main difference between democrats and republicans was simply republicans tended to favor business a little stronger and democrats favored pushing toward social issues and programs. You can not call president bush a republican he uses the party as a way to empower greed and hubris . He is focused on empowering corporations that eat up and destroy medium size and small business. I can not know the mans heart or mind but he seems to reason from a faulty set of premises.
So moving.. ( 6 days ago by Stormwern)
So moving..
he shhould reallly ... ( 5 days ago by TechnologyGaveMeADD)
he shhould reallly do thiis
Thank you nedeljko. ... ( 2 days ago by Celephaith)
Thank you nedeljko. Your satire is almost as good as the Onion's.
Okay, what kind of ... ( 2 days ago by Celephaith)
Okay, what kind of fucktwat conspiracy shit did you swallow? I've never heard the NWO associated with witches before, who, by the way, don't actually exist. Witches is a term that retarded Christians used to label the practioners of ancient pagan religions. There are some new age idiots who call themselves witches and say they practice witchcraft, but the actual Wiccans, Druids, etc., don't consider themselves witches. It was a derogatory term invented by morons.
How can 30% of ... ( 2 days ago by Celephaith)
How can 30% of Americans be practising witchcraft when 80-85% are some form of Christian? Atheists/agnostics make up 11%, and the remaining 4-9% are listed as other. This includes Jews, Muslims, Scientologists, Hindus, Hari Krishnas, etc., with less than 1% who are followers of the religions most commonly and erroneously associated with witchcraft; Wicca, Druidism, and other revitalized ancient Celtic religions. The word witch is the bastardization of the word Wicca. Get off the acid, man.
29% of "Christians" ... ( 2 days ago by 07august)
29% of "Christians" are witches. You don't think a witch would ever tell the truth, do you? witches are liars as well as being satanists/luciferians. Satanists don't tell the truth, MORON. They aren't Christians, they are part of that fact religion, who speak in jibberish, ie backwards, which is what WITCHES DO. Those liars say they are Christian, BULLSHIT, they are WITCHES, talking backwards, chanting for luciferian recognition. Grow up, you are a witch follower of LUCIFER>
Celephaith, you are ... ( 2 days ago by 07august)
Celephaith, you are a witch follower of Aleister Crowley, illegitimate father of Barbara Bush and Ann Cappelletti. I know that witch Ann Cappelletti put the spell of John the Conqueror root, hoodoo, on John Cappelletti to make him the family cash cow, she put the curse of licorice root on Joey, her son w L. Ron Hubbard, disciple of Crowley, to kill Joey after he was born for the success of John. I bet Barb Bush put the curse of licorice root on her 1st daughter to die for GWB, Barb turned white
witches say they ... ( 2 days ago by 07august)
witches say they are christian, ie Ted Haggart, Jimmy Baker, Jerry Falwell so that they can get fake lying witches to follow them. You seriously don't think those morons who follow the Enoch bible are Christian? A witch, ie a witch who went to Geneva College, Beaver Falls, PA, said they are Christian, but are really witches. Western PA was settled by witches, Harmonists & Covenantors, who really are witches but came to PA in the guise of Christians, but were really German witches instead.
Republicans only ... ( 2 days ago by baracine)
Republicans only have one God and his name is Greed.
Exploitation and ... ( 2 days ago by dodgefanatic)
Exploitation and Greed are not virtues despite what Milton Friedman and the rest of the group from the University of Chicago want you to believe.
MUST KILL ( 1 day ago by PaneandPepp)
MUST KILL
Anyone who believes ... ( 1 day ago by Marchant2)
Anyone who believes Bush is a great president has lost the ability to recognize failure.
I should have known ... ( 1 day ago by Celephaith)
I should have known. This is The Onion, afterall. Be careful impersonating the crazies; some of them really are as fucked in the head and as stupid as you appear to be, making it very difficult to tell when someone is merely pretending to be one. You certainly had me going, until your other comment about the spell of John the Conquerer and Aleister Crowley being the illegitimate father of Barbara Bush. Lol...that's pretty good stuff.
Barbara Bush and ... ( 19 hours ago by 07august)
Barbara Bush and Ann Cappelletti, 2 of the illegitimate children of Aleister Crowley, another is a Alaister Attaturk, son of Turkish women who begged Crowley to have sex magick w her. Barb & Ann were conceived w sex magick in Paris & at Abbey of Thelema, were disciples lured 20 yr old Sicilian girls to Thelema to have sex magick w Crowley for money. Ann's mother used money to get her to So. Philadelphia after Ann's birth were a community of Italian witches already lived & lured Bianchi w spell.
has anyone seen a ... ( 12 hours ago by aerozeplyn)
has anyone seen a bumper sticker on someone's car that says "bush / cheney"? i saw them all over 4 years ago. funny...everyone must have taken them off their car :)



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