I'm bo yo.



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buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if
your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get
monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a r
eal G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it
ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd
take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus... Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaz
e Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im
talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the
game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus.... Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. My junks so long that it hangs and swings, s
o at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me
) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey


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b-a-t outta ... ( 11 hours ago by nolly12345)
b-a-t outta basement = semen haha
that is some clever shit
Awesome (Y) :) ( 10 hours ago by nedobnz)
Awesome (Y) :)
good but u shudnt ... ( 9 hours ago by RAVE377)
good but u shudnt move ur hands n shit like eminem looks stupid its gd rap tho funny
xD your takin the ... ( 8 hours ago by raplover720)
xD your takin the bat outta basement
.....it's a satire. ( 7 hours ago by colinswords)
.....it's a satire.
this is kind of ... ( 7 hours ago by Jesus1l0vel0vel0ve)
this is kind of retarded and disgusting. who ever gave you a record deal must be blind and deaf.
Array ( 7 hours ago by pritstick12345)
QUALITY BO
KEEP IT COMIN
:P
lol your awsome haha ( 7 hours ago by ninjababy88)
lol your awsome haha
quit being a pussy ( 6 hours ago by poslusznyspossie31)
quit being a pussy
3:51 - 3:56 my ... ( 6 hours ago by futball369)
3:51 - 3:56 my favorite part =]
i love you bo!<33 wth's a g spot ;]
57 to 1:05 ( 5 hours ago by liamderian)
57 to 1:05
george hunt is ... ( 5 hours ago by getlostwheelface)
george hunt is greatest ever + jake
lol.. Bo this shit ... ( 4 hours ago by xghettolaostax)
lol.. Bo this shit is awesome! haha. yeh man i swear i been seeing you in school.lol he said hes like doug's friends skeeter, that whole part is the shit. Keep it up Bo, your the shit!
Nicee Song~ ( 4 hours ago by frogboysgirl95)
Nicee Song~
WHY IS THIS NOT ON ... ( 3 hours ago by yakerzaz)
WHY IS THIS NOT ON iTUNES??!
lol greatest white ... ( 3 hours ago by MikexRayner12)
lol greatest white rapper hahaha.. good shit man cracks me up !!! come N check out my flow to LIL WAYNES - "A Millie" if ya getta chance =] .. thanks !!!
dude you amaze me!! ... ( 2 hours ago by mrwonderful733)
dude you amaze me!!!!
Wow Your Good ! So ... ( 2 hours ago by frogboysgirl95)
Wow Your Good ! So I Would Like Too Meet you Im Ur Biggest Fann!
no your not im his ... ( 2 hours ago by thefray2323)
no your not im his biggest fan lol jk!
omg i freakin love! ... ( 2 hours ago by christylstas)
omg i freakin love!!!! your so cute!!!!
thats puntastic ( 2 hours ago by iliketacos420)
thats puntastic
ur a fagboy Suck It ... ( 1 hour ago by frogboysgirl95)
ur a fagboy Suck It No1 Is A Better Fan Then Me
rofl rofl thats so ... ( 39 minutes ago by yellowvoy)
rofl rofl thats so good!!!!!!!! =D
you totally kick ... ( 14 minutes ago by YourMidnightFantasy)
you totally kick ass Bo ! LOL
freak'n hilarious , Good job , and best of luck to you !! (:
Big Fan , Casey <3



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