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Afroman - Crazy Rap

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Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after
Dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My CDs just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just sundown
In a small white town
They call it eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
Through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on
The corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader
Of the Ku Klux Klan
We f***ed on the bed
F***ed on the flo'
F***ed so long
I grew a f***in' afro
Then I f***ed to the left
F***ed to the right
She sucked my d*ck
Till the sh*t turned white
I thought to myself
Sheeba sheeba got my
As* lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes
And I was on my way
Until her daddy
Pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped
Out the back window
But her daddy, he was
Waitin' with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherf***er
Whooped my as* all night
But I ain't mad
At her prejudice dad
That's the best
Damn pussy I ever had
Got a bad of weed
And a bottle o' wine
I'm a f*** that b****
Just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and My CDs just don't sell I bet my Cavy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but Damn she looked g
ood I took her to my house 'Cause she was fine But she whooped out a d*ck That was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love With an African I f***ed her once I f***ed her twice I ate that pussy Like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed At the stories I tell ya I met a woman in The h
eart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in Her as* like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her as* And she said I E Lips was breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open With Hawaiin punch Met Colonel Sanders wife In the state of Kentucky She
said I'll fry some chicken If you just f*** me I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend Of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty
rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were Filled with hennessy That country music Really drove me crazy But I rode that as* And said "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a com
a Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I f*** that b**** again Met a real black girl Down in South Carolina F***ed her till she Turned into a white albina F***ed this hooker in Iowa I f***ed her on credit So I owe her F***ed this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth Now I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross The border of Mexico Fine young thang Said her name's Maria I wrapped her up Just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married But I can't afford it I know I'm a cry When she get deported Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park
After dark smoke That tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still take Ffrom here to Hong Kong

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