The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare



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A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.
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"... and if they ... ( 3 weeks ago by edang56)
"... and if they would like a lollipop they all said yes!" I know I would
I happen to trust ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrethrenOfUlster)
I happen to trust those corporations thank you very much. I had all the necessary vaccines and am fine.
And why does it seem everyone has a grudge against corporations? They're made of people, by people, and for people. Therefore, if corporations are truly "psychotic," as one guy said, then so is the vast majority of humanity.
First off, Bro, ... ( 3 weeks ago by TheGiantRobot)
First off, Bro, corporations are not run by the majority of people, they are run by a few very wealthy people. Secondly, if you think mankind is a kindly lot, take a second look around you. War, murder, rape, corruption, pollution, poverty amidst fantastic wealth - we are the ones doing that to each other. I'm very sorry to hear you trust those corporations, because you are in for a rude awakening. I encourage you to check out a few of my favorites. I highly recommend watching The Corporation.
Well, corporations ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrethrenOfUlster)
Well, corporations issue stocks, which are bits of the company that anybody, from me to you to a 6-figure income investor to a housewife in Dayton, Ohio, can buy. So, in essence, the corporation is owned by "the people," since shareholders are people. People own corporations.
CEOs and managers, ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrethrenOfUlster)
CEOs and managers, on the other hand, don't "own" the corporation, but run it in the place of the shareholders, who are represented by the board of directors. Things can be different for privately-owned corporations where a controlling interest may be held, but in publically-owned corporations like Pfizer, CEOs and managers don't "own" it, they just run it, since all the masses of shareholders can't efficiently run the company as a single group.
A lot of the ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrethrenOfUlster)
A lot of the problems we see with corporations spawn from the "Principal-Agent" Problem. Principal is a synonym for shareholder, and the agents are the CEOs, etc. CEOs and managers are supposed to run the corporation for what's in the shareholder's best interests. If they don't, then the Principal-Agent Problem arises. Infamous examples of that include Enron and WorldComm.
To wrap up, while I ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrethrenOfUlster)
To wrap up, while I don't trust individuals within the corporation (such as a single CEO), I can't take their bad actions and blame the numerous workers, shareholders, and individuals who make up the corporation as well. Corporations are ultimately collections of individual people, each doing his or her part to make a product of value for society at large. They're not out to destroy "the people." That would destroy their components, and, hence, them!
I just wanted to ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrethrenOfUlster)
I just wanted to say I have seen parts of "The Corporation." It's kind of redundant, but an interesting feat in psychology nonetheless. I wasn't too impressed with the guest interviewees they brought on (Howard Zinn, bleh, think of someone original). As for corporations themselves, they so far given me no reason not to trust them as a whole. Individuals within them have committed actions that make me mistrust them, but not the company and everyone else who is a part of it.
You've detailed ... ( 3 weeks ago by TheGiantRobot)
You've detailed some of the legal mechanics of a corporation, but you've left out the real world. I hope you look further than you have. Anyway, good luck.
I don't know how ... ( 3 weeks ago by BadDr3ams)
I don't know how the chat got so off topic, the video is about children between the ages of 3-8 saying that they don't want health care.Well No ShiT!?I don't think I enjoyed going to the doctor once when I was younger but then I didn't know what universal health care meant ether the simple fact is that public/universal health care should be provided to children period! especially for those with serious illnesses being raised in low-income families that usually cannot afford the proper treatment
you suck =D ( 3 weeks ago by barnsoldat91)
you suck =D
Bulletin for ... ( 3 weeks ago by cryptsub)
Bulletin for BadDr3ams: *** Satire Alert! *** Satire Alert *** Satire Alert! ***
Array ( 2 weeks ago by ktluvaxx)
LOL!
"Unplug me"
Everyone knows this ... ( 2 weeks ago by sliverlady)
Everyone knows this is a joke right? That it's from the Onion which is a fake news website?
Apparently, ... ( 2 weeks ago by hunter45650)
Apparently, BadDr3ams doesn't know Sliverlady xD
power corrupts ... ( 2 weeks ago by wade2bosh)
power corrupts people.
Sliverlady. I hope ... ( 1 week ago by ralphieboogerbottoms)
Sliverlady. I hope YOU know this is real news. If you want fake bullshit try FOX.
...and would you ... ( 1 week ago by freddy2fan)
...and would you like a lollypop, they all said yes.
/facepalm ( 1 week ago by AzureFlameElk)
/facepalm
wtf @ fake!? onion ... ( 4 days ago by MadenaMoe)
wtf @ fake!? onion is the realest truest news out
" When we asked ... ( 4 days ago by xxCrazyIrishGirlxx)
" When we asked them if they see universal health care as an unfair burden to certain tax payers and would they like a lollipop. Almost all of them said yes."
Onion makes the ... ( 3 days ago by addictedtobreathing)
Onion makes the best pie charts in the world.
wait wait wait... ... ( 3 days ago by Dzenan6)
wait wait wait... some kids said no to the lollipop?
That's breaking ... ( 17 hours ago by kailynleto)
That's breaking news in itself!



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