(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)



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Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).
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sheesh when are ... ( 2 months ago by Lokivoid)
sheesh when are people going to learn the onion is a comedy news paradoy non of it is real in any way shape or form. read there motto "Making you seem better informed" that should give you a big hint there.
It's a joke that ... ( 2 months ago by movieguystarraisin)
It's a joke that has a point. The government can justify anything if it'd classified...
birthing centers, ... ( 2 months ago by ThompsonSeedless)
birthing centers, now that's long term planning congress should do
Let me tell you a ... ( 2 months ago by dkinnibu)
Let me tell you a secret.... Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone else.... Come closer.... (The Onion is Satire, a joke, not real... Funny as in ha ha) That's all, thanks for listening. Hugs
"jesus.....that's ... ( 2 months ago by blackxpearlx)
"jesus.....that's classified"
i know! they get ... ( 2 months ago by blackxpearlx)
i know! they get scared and enraged at what they're watching, complain, and then everyone who has common sense has to shit talk them to make them understand it's not real. hah
well done roflmao ( 2 months ago by swyft187)
well done roflmao
FLESH EATING!!!!!!! ... ( 1 month ago by danielsserna)
FLESH EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyone who has a ... ( 1 month ago by nikt374)
anyone who has a long argument on youtube needs to realize they're argueing with some random person who wont change at all to what they say, or even reply so why even waist time doing it
YEAH! 'cause ... ( 1 month ago by watchingmewatchu)
YEAH! 'cause everything you read on the internet is true!
that,s are ... ( 1 month ago by Green1080Appel)
that,s are government for you (Classified) (Classified) (Classified) (Classified) the (Classified) is water boarding black water iran war
If only Miley Cyrus ... ( 1 month ago by duhCider)
If only Miley Cyrus information was this classified.
You're right, ... ( 1 month ago by duhCider)
You're right, you've changed my mind. Which makes you wrong, so now I don't know whether to believe you or not.
that's wrong; ... ( 1 month ago by KKP1YVS)
that's wrong; you're stupid. hahaha just kidding.
new bill of rights? ... ( 4 weeks ago by yankee1nfidel)
new bill of rights? That's scarier than all of the 'classifieds.' How can you vote for something when you have no idea what it is?
Should events ... ( 3 weeks ago by Ggurl777)
Should events accord in urban areas "classified"... jesus "classified"
and all of the ... ( 3 weeks ago by Ggurl777)
and all of the above...
You know this is ... ( 3 weeks ago by dasspe)
You know this is just a joke right?
OOOHH YOU JUST GOT ... ( 3 weeks ago by Ggurl777)
OOOHH YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!!
You know average ... ( 3 weeks ago by Ggurl777)
You know average americans aren't capable of knowing what satire is LOLZ
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Still it's scary!!! ( 2 weeks ago by Ggurl777)
Still it's scary!!!
Zombies! :[ ( 1 week ago by KramutS)
Zombies! :[
Pretty much sound ... ( 1 week ago by EckoStream)
Pretty much sound like the last resident evil movies situation :P Classified
THIS IS FROM THE ... ( 2 days ago by VonHelton)
THIS IS FROM THE ONION!
The Onion is SATIRE. :/



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