The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day



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Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines.
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Nominate this video ... ( 1 week ago by Guayaco56)
Nominate this video for an OSCAR ....!!!!!
FOR THE BEST FOREIGN DRAMA MOVIE sadly ... :(
Thanks for the ... ( 1 week ago by DrHMFIC)
Thanks for the profound statement. It's just so sad the way none of us Americans can see the irony, or have the deep understanding you Spaniards have about the war. It's also amazing how you guys can now so easily forget your own brutalization of people all over the world--the Inquisition, what you did to Indians in the Americas, and much, much more. Now you're all so self-rightous. Are you related to that idiot thechules? She's an arrogant little bitch, too.
Hey! I thought this ... ( 1 week ago by ZapHappy1)
Hey! I thought this country stood for equal rights. Where's bring your son to war day? >:(
War is when people ... ( 1 week ago by Guayaco56)
War is when people that do not know each other, die for the benefit of people that know each other ... So guess who is to blame.
I am not related to thechules. Are you related to the Bush family? By the way my mother is american, so I feel that I can comment on this with the same right as you (...)
Never said you have ... ( 6 days ago by DrHMFIC)
Never said you have no right to comment--I'm an American. My point, Einstein, is that this is a comedy video for getting a few moments respite from all the foaming-at-the-mouth political fanatics. Then you come along with some downer deep statement about how sad the real situation is. You'd probably also ruin a wet dream. Thanks for this latest comment that just slightly simplifies the dynamics of war. How about Franco sucking Hitler's dick for why he went to war on the Basques? Or too simple?
[OK...that was a ... ( 6 days ago by DrHMFIC)
[OK...that was a tad harsh. I, I guess I got upset about the implication I'm related to Bush. I'm just very upset, OK? **sniff** 'scuse me...I'll need a moment...]
Stop crying and get ... ( 6 days ago by Guayaco56)
Stop crying and get my point ...
Sarcasm about WAR can be sad for many people. I think some americans enjoy war movies (like this tragic comedy) as long as the scennery is in a foreign located-strange speaking-badly behaving-underdeveloped country. I am sure you would not joke much about war when the bloodshed takes place in
your own backyard.
Fuckwit, I've been ... ( 6 days ago by DrHMFIC)
Fuckwit, I've been in war. I never joke about it. On the other hand, I respond to idiots who contribute to it as much as anyone else by oversimplifying the dynamics that cause and maintain war. For people like you, war is something from books and TV. You cough up theories in the safety provided by people who actually go out to deal with the problem. Funny how your type only comment about the latter, but NEVER about people like the murderers/rapists in Darfur, the Burmese generals, or Taliban.
Your insults only ... ( 6 days ago by Guayaco56)
Your insults only qualify that education in America is awfull...
A british friend told me the Queen should take back the American Colonies since they seem to be such unruly lads making a lot of trouble everywhere (except Kansas, which she dislikes). I have no issues with Darfur, the Burmese generals or the Taliban. Neither friend nor foe. What have they done t
o you? Please explain all of us your theories about " the dynamics that cause and maintain war". I do not get it.
I know you don't ... ( 6 days ago by DrHMFIC)
I know you don't get it. People like you never will. Figures you have no problem with he suffering in Darfur, Burma, etc.--after all, it's happening to others, not you. And, like your Limey friend, you also don't get that it's bizarre to think of the queen "taking back" the colonies--how arrogant. They never gave them away. We kicked their sorry asses out. And, sorry, not willing to provide a treatise on YOUR demand for explaining the dynamics of world conflict. *lol* Slightly complex, idiota.
Now watch this guy ... ( 6 days ago by DrHMFIC)
Now watch this guy say something stupid because I won't explain the dynamics of world conflict within a 500-word box, or otherwise at the level of effort it would require to do so, merely on HIS demand for it. Figures he has the sorts of British friends who think in such jack-themselves-off terms of "the queen should take back the colonies". Meanwhile, ever wonder about all those straight-line borders throughout the Mideast, right through tribal lands, creating so many of today's problems?
To take a line from ... ( 5 days ago by DrHMFIC)
To take a line from Professor hotforwords: hello, my students(just joking). Let's look at the straight lines that define borders of Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Algeria, etc.: they don't follow geological formations, and cut thru tribal zones worked out over centuries to reduce conflict between groups now blowing each other up, and killing American soldiers trying to settle things down while people like the Spaniards deserted as soon as they had any trouble from it. Who first fucked that shit up?
Answer: The British ... ( 5 days ago by DrHMFIC)
Answer: The British colonialists, in their British arrogance (which they like to accuse the Americans of, i.e., the pot calling the kettle black), drew those borders for what they considered their own SUPERIOR administration of the supposedly inferior-to-the-British cultures. This instantly put local tribes into conflict when parts of their land were being "given" to other groups, often cutting off access to water sources, hunting grounds, etc. The queen take back the colonies? Oh, that'll help!
Its about time we ... ( 4 days ago by Carfer22)
Its about time we started talking about the real issues!!! Well done ZapHappy1!!
The Queen take back ... ( 3 days ago by Guayaco56)
The Queen take back the colonies ... no doubt after reading your posts.
Tribes? you have ... ( 3 days ago by Guayaco56)
Tribes? you have lots of "tribes" in America, for example red necks, dakotas, fundamentalists, mafiosi, wallstreeters and mexicans.
The spaniards should take back California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas and Florida. On second thoughts, wait ... Texas. No. leave Texas out. Should be anexed to Mexico. Russians should buy back Alaska and strike a deal with it's lady governor.
THEY ARE FUCKING ... ( 2 days ago by toni2526)
THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY!!!:| if they are attackt?
"I saw a leg." I ... ( 2 days ago by GhilliedUp)
"I saw a leg." I couldn't stop laughing.
You're so right. ... ( 2 days ago by loqutor)
You're so right. The Brits have no right to call Americans bigoted with the way they treat the Irish.
This is funny, and ... ( 1 day ago by rosenti)
This is funny, and people need to lighten up about these sort of videos. Ffs, we didn't make you watch it. "Oh yeaah, i watched this sarcastic vid and i was insulted, so i blamed everyone else :D". Oh yeaah, yeaah that makes sense -.-'
I KNOW "Annnnd I ... ( 1 day ago by skipp311)
I KNOW "Annnnd I saw a leg" lol
OMG! Is this ... ( 1 day ago by EsqDave)
OMG! Is this serious???! That is a terrible idea, the children could have been killed! Who is behind this craziness? Obama and the worthless liberals, I bet! I am AGAINST this as we ALL should be!
I'm glad they're ... ( 23 hours ago by skipp311)
I'm glad they're doing this. Maybe these kids will grow up to hate war. Or, sorry to say, in the case of the girl who saw the leg... love it. ONION
its fake dumbass ( 55 minutes ago by ADAMcCoy)
its fake dumbass



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